dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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