Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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