so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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