id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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