I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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