My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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