I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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