john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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