did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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