Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
bring money and cleavage
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
