Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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