Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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