i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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