the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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