would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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