Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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