captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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