Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No I am not eating basil off your cock
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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