I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
