we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
A bitchslap is in order.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
