All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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