you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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