Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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