You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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