How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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