And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
