Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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