i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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