is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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