I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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