My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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