Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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