Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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