YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Two words: nipple clamps
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