I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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