Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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