North Korea, Best Korea!
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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