you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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