his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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