you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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