oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it was like eating out sand paper
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My vagina just clenched in fear
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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