My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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