Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
