make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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