Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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