I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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