we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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