? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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