Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
