can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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